Don't worry, we'll just fly a jet into the exhaust pipe or something. It'll crash like a stone.
So many questions:Do you come in peace? (Hah! they didn't answer that one did they the slippery little suckers!)What 'Security Field'? We don't need no Stinkin' Security Field.Did they actually show up?
{Checks outside}
Doesn't look like it... Perhaps it was raining
This just in
See? We blew it up before it even got here. Pansies.
Nutters.Anyway, About this Wind....
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=how-much-intelligent-alien-life
If you're doing a census, estimation is not the way to do it. Must be door-to-door. It might go something like this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XtuPvwBa2U
Superb!
Quoting one of the commenters: "This is classic! Oh, for the days when SNL was funny on a regular basis . . . " Those are my sentiments, exactly.
Don't worry, we'll just fly a jet into the exhaust pipe or something. It'll crash like a stone.
ReplyDeleteSo many questions:
ReplyDeleteDo you come in peace? (Hah! they didn't answer that one did they the slippery little suckers!)
What 'Security Field'? We don't need no Stinkin' Security Field.
Did they actually show up?
{Checks outside}
ReplyDeleteDoesn't look like it... Perhaps it was raining
ReplyDeleteThis just in
ReplyDeleteSee? We blew it up before it even got here. Pansies.
ReplyDeleteNutters.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, About this Wind....
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=how-much-intelligent-alien-life
ReplyDeleteIf you're doing a census, estimation is not the way to do it. Must be door-to-door. It might go something like this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XtuPvwBa2U
Superb!
ReplyDeleteQuoting one of the commenters: "This is classic! Oh, for the days when SNL was funny on a regular basis . . . " Those are my sentiments, exactly.
ReplyDelete