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SELECT specific_problem FROM problems WHERE specific_problem != 'A Bitch' ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 99; | MetaFilter

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9 comments:

  1. Matt Worldgineer21 August 2009 at 15:52

    I liked:
    if(choice == stay) return trouble; else if(choice == go) return trouble * 2
    and
    if( you.caughtBetween(moon, NYC)) { try { you.fallInLove(); } catch (Exception e) { /*The best that you could do*/ } }

    Don't know the song in the MetaFilter's title.

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  2. Andrew C21 August 2009 at 17:26

    http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/99-Problems-lyrics-Jay-Z/91AC14F077BCF79848256DDF0006C3F1

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  3. Tom Kimber21 August 2009 at 19:40

    Function whatIsThat(eye_contact as Object, like_what as String) as String
    Select Case eye_contact
    Case Eel
    If like_what = "A large aquatic beast" then whatIsThat = "A Moray"
    Case Moon
    If like_what = "A big pizza pie" then whatIsThat = "Amoré"
    Case Else
    whatIsThat = "Something else."
    End Select
    End Function

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  4. Tom Kimber21 August 2009 at 19:47

    10 IF I = "FALL IN LOVE" THEN GOTO 10

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  5. Tom Kimber21 August 2009 at 20:00

    TRANSACTION;
    INSERT INTO GUNSHOT_VICTIMS VALUES ("SHERIFF");
    DELETE FROM GUNSHOT_VICTIMS WHERE JOB_TITLE = "DEPUTY";
    COMMIT;

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  6. Andrew C21 August 2009 at 20:15

    for(;;) printf("miles and ");

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  7. Doctor Curry21 August 2009 at 20:34

    dork!

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  8. Doctor Curry21 August 2009 at 20:35

    Double dork!

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  9. Andrew C11 March 2012 at 19:57

    Few Examples of Lisp Code Typography

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