If this the same theatre they found Last August, then why is it NEWS today?
I mean, did they forget where they found it, and have rediscovered it having forgotten which garage they found it in the last time?
What important events are being omitted from the news to allow old news to be so blatently re-reported?
I'm reminded of the way they keep discovering water on Mars... weekly.
As suggested in a blog by Scottish comedian Limmy -
ReplyDeleteAs suggested in a blog by Scottish comedian Limmy (here (be prepared for swearing, particularly in the comments by lots of freaks), all the nonsense in the news (like it's "awful cold". In. Winter.) is just a diversion by the authorities who know that the Large Hadron Collider is about to swallow up the known universe...
ReplyDeleteLots of plots and sub-plots in Shakespeare
ReplyDeleteVery clever! I can spot at least 2... no, wait... 3(!) levels of allegory!
ReplyDeleteThis (i.e. the "Discovery") was in the news again last night...
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